Total Medals Earned: 383 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,280 Points
Medals Earned: 13/32 (130/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/395 points)
You found a stalker!
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/220 points)
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survive the cannibal attack
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
Shoot to Slender
Only 4 times more
Your face is better now
Found your weapon
Kill Slender
Use only 8 bullets to kill Slender
Medals Earned: 6/11 (175/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Save 1 gift!
Save 1000 gifts in total!
Save 200 gifts in one try!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/110 points)
Tasty.
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.